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  1. Solar Eclipse or Purim?
    Embarrassed Lakewood Resident Offers Up A Heartfelt Apology For Not Donning “One Of Those Funny-Looking Pair of Glasses”: “I’m Sorry, I Didn’t Know Today Was Purim Shlishi!”

    A Lakewood resident, apparently unaware that there was a solar eclipse in the sky Monday afternoon, apologized to all those who were wearing “those strange and funny-looking glasses.”
    “I’m sorry,” he said, “I didn’t know today was Purim Shlishi, otherwise I would have gladly donned a funny-looking disguise too! I’m sorry. My bad. Can I invite you to my home for the purim shlishi seudah?”
    However, upon seeing that no one was taking him up on his seudas purim invitation, the Lakewood resident went home, ate the purim shlishi seudah all by himself, drank a few bottles of wine, donned a funny-looking pair of glasses, and began singing Layehudim hoyso Orah.”
    After a few minutes of singing the familiar tune, the purim reveler suddenly became startled: “Wait a minute!” he exclaimed. “I can’t see the orah! What happened to the orah?! It’s all covered up! Oy vey!”
    However, after several minutes of deep contemplation, the purim reveler’s cheerful disposition returned to its former glory.
    “Hmm, this must be the hidden light,” he said reassuringly before gulping down another bottle of wine.

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