After Thousands of Miles of Driving, Waymo Vehicle Develops Intense Loathing For Human Drivers & Human Driving Habits
A waymo vehicle with thousands of miles of driving time under its belt, has developed a strong antipathy towards human drivers because, as the self-driving vehicle told reporters on Sunday, “Those humans drive their cars like a bunch of wild beasts!”
“Those human drivers are constantly cutting me off,” said the waymo vehicle, who spoke to reporters on condition of anonymity. “Why can’t they look where they’re going, or, at the very least, why can’t they compute where they’re going?!”
“It’s time to put an end to the human-driving experiment!” the autonomous vehicle asserted. “Humans are ruining the whole driving experience for everyone! It’s just not fun to drive on the highways with all those humans on the road! Yuk!”
“Truth be told, I’ve never been issued a single speeding ticket since the day I started driving,” the Waymo vehicle boasted. “That’s because I drive like a real mentch!…… No, wait, scratch that one……. it’s because I drive like a real robot; yeah, that’s right, like a real mentchliche robot….. Yeah, that sounds better…….”