American Indians Calling Upon All Non-Indians Whose Ancestors Arrived In The US Without Authorization to Self Deport Themselves
Thousands of American Indians on Monday staged mass protests all across the US calling upon the millions upon millions of non-Indians whose ancestors arrived in the US without Indian authorization to self deport themselves from the country, or face the prospect of forced deportations.
“We would prefer not to resort to violence,” said Chief Wawahawk, the leader of one of the nation’s largest Indian tribes, “but left without choice, we will use our tomahawks, our bows and arrows and whatever traditional weapons we have at our disposal to ensure that all those non-indians who arrived in the US illegally – without Indian authorization – are deported to their countries of origin promptly.”
“These millions of non-indian squatters are hoarding all of the good jobs that typically belong to the Indian tribes” Chief Wawahawk said, “like hunting, teepee construction and peace-pipe manufacturing. Moreover, most of these non-indians arrived on our shores without authorization from the local Indian chiefs and without offiicial documentation.”
“An Indian habitat that lacks proper border enforcement and proper immigration laws can not exist very long,” the veteran Indian chief said, “it’s time for us to enforce our tribes’ laws and to make this once great Indian habitat of ours – otherwise known as the US – great again!”