1. Amazon Deliverman Who Walked Away with Customer’s Matzohs Claims He’s Not A Thief –
   – “I Was Just Grabbing The Afikomens!”, he Says
   An Amazon deliverman, seen on a [fictional, non-existent] surveillance video, walking off with a huge container of matzohs from a customer’s doorstep, told reporters on Sunday that he was “merely grabbing the afikomen matzohs from the doorstep before the customer’s children had a chance to grab ’em during the holiday.”
   “Trust me,” he said, ” I’m not a thief, but I knew for certain that one of those children would grab the afikomens during the holiday if I didn’t take the initiative and grab ’em first, so I acted quickly and grabbed ’em early before the kids got a chance to grab ’em. I mean, first come, first served, right?”
   “Let’s face it,” he added, “someone is definitely gonna grab those afikomen matzohs without being charged of a crime, so it might as well be me, right?!”
   When asked why he didn’t just walk off with one or two afikomen matzohs, instead of taking the entire shipment of matzohs, the Amazon deliverman replied: “Come on, man! You think I’m THAT stupid? Why would I walk off with just one or two afikomens in my hand, when I could seize the entire shipment of afikomens and ask for a king’s ransom in exchange for the entire shipment?! Come on, man! What kind of idiot do you take me for?!”

2. Keep in mind that even if the delivery is scheduled for after YT, they sometimes bill a week in advance, or more. So then the chometz would belong to you even though it’s not in your house. Ask a Rav, or just cancel and then resubscribe after YT.

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