Police are investigating after a man allegedly exposed himself to multiple shoppers at a plaza in Howell this morning, TLS has learned.
According to witnesses at the scene, the individual – described as wearing a facial mask – allegedly exposed himself to several female shoppers in the area.
When one shopper attempted to take a photo of him to report the incident, the suspect allegedly quickly pulled up his hood to further conceal his face before leaving the area.
“I called the cops and shared all the details, very awkward moments,” a victim told TLS. “However I just wanted to make sure other females don’t go through this.”
Anyone with information about the suspect is asked to contact the Howell Police Department.
There’s something about that title that sounds very off. Photos? Seriously?
Yea, the photos are there because we’re trying to ‘expose’ the sicko…
Or the answer to your question is in my name…
You should also start posting all the other crimes related to this type once your at it… IYKYK
Man Who Exposed Himself to Shoppers in Howell, NJ Part of Larger Terrorist Plot to Infiltrate the Country With Thousands of Indecently-Exposed Terrorists, FBI Reveals
A man who exposed himself to multiple shoppers at a Howell, NJ shopping plaza on Wednesday “is by no means a lone wolf”, the FBI said in a statement issued Wednesday.
“The suspect is part of a large, intricate terrorist plot to swarm the US with thousands of terrorists who intend to destroy the moral fabric of this country via weapons of mass exposure,” said senior FBI official, Bob Clothesburg. “We need to act quickly to prevent these unseemly terrorists from infiltrating our borders and exposing themselves to us on a massive scale.”
“Recent online communications on social media is showing that a sophisticated operation is currently underway,” Mr. Clothesburg went on to say, “whereby thousands of foreign operatives are receiving intense training on the use of indecent exposure as a means of both offending and devastating the American people’s sensibilities.”
“This is a highly sophisticated operation,” the senior FBI official added, “that involves thousands of lightly clad operatives whose sole intention is to decimate the American people’s sensitivities via massive indecent exposures!”
“If you spot someone in your area exposing himself to shoppers,” Mr. Clothesburg said, “call the FBI immediately and we will bring a full supply of clothing to the area to protect the local public from a potentially dangerous scenario of indecent exposure.”
that plan already happened, we are the fools who do nothing about it…
Why did the Lakewood scoop just delete my post