Last Chance to Get a 3:00 AM Phone Call from Oorah

last-chance-SM[COMMUNICATED] Picture the scene: It’s 3:00 am and you’re sound asleep. Suddenly, you’re jarred awake by the ringing telephone. At first confused, then worried about what type of emergency it could be about, you fearfully pick up.

“Yes?”

“Hello, Mr. So and So! It’s Fiveish! How are you?”

“Wha…? What kind of sick joke is this? Oorah!? These harebrained marketing schemes have gone too far! A chutzpah! A shandah! I’m going to write to…”

“Congratulations! You’re the winner of prize #26! You’ve won $36,000!”

“Huh? What!? I won? I WON!!?? I WON!!!!”

Yes! This could be you on Motzai Shabbos Behar-Bechukosai, May 16th!

But the deadline is approaching fast. Don’t miss your last chance to enter!

Here’s how the Oorah Auction works:

Each ticket is just $5. For $40, you get 8 tickets and the world famous Shmorg. For $100, you get 20 tickets, your chances are DOUBLED, and you get both the Shmorg and the complete Mashal Man Collection DVD. For $250, you get 50 tickets, your chances are TRIPLED, and you get the Shmorg and the Mashal Man.

With 50 great prizes to choose from, this is one opportunity you don’t want to miss!

Just one piece of advice: when you get that phone call at 3:00 AM, wait until the morning to call your family and friends. They may not be as excited as you are.

Also, as countdown to the Oorah Auction begins, we are celebrating with a FREE LAPTOP GIVEAWAY! Enter now, and share the fun with friends. Once you’re at it, enter the Oorah Auction as well for a chance to win one of our amazing 50 prizes, but you better hurry up – because this is your LAST CHANCE!

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