CCW Holders: Will You be Carrying Your Gun to Shul in Response to the FBI Warning?

In response to the FBI warning released this afternoon, numerous Lakewood area residents – who are legal CCW holders – stated they will now be carrying their guns to Shul.

Do you plan on carrying yours to Shul?

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        • FBI Agent: “RebRambo, this Home Depot receipt shows you purchased a gun last year.”
          RebRambo: “Not really. Take another look at the receipt. That’s a glue gun.”
          FBI Agent: “And how about this other receipt from 6 months ago, showing a different gun purchase.”
          RebRambo: “Take another look at the receipt. That’s a staple gun.”
          FBI Agent: “And this receipt from 3 months ago?”
          RebRambo: “That’s ‘gum’, not ‘gun’.”
          FBI Agent: “Okay, sorry about that……… Hey, wait a minute! What’s that inside your pocket?!”
          RebRambo: “A gun.”
          FBI Agent: “Did you say ‘gum’?
          RebRambo: “No, I said ‘gun’.
          FBI Agent: “What?!! Take that gun out of your pocket immediately! Don’t you realize you can accidentally shoot yourself while the gun is in your pocket, and get glue and staples all over yourself?!! Come on, man, wise up a little bit! Have a nice day. Nice talking with you.”
          RebRambo: “You too, sir. Would you like some gum?”
          FBI Agent: “No, I’ve got my own gun.”
          RebRambo: “I’m sorry, sir, but I said ‘gum’, not ‘gun’.
          FBI Agent: “Who cares! I’ve got my own gum, and I’ve got my own guns! I don’t need anymore of that stuff! Have a nice day.”
          RebRambo: “You too, sir.”
          RebRambo whispering to himself: “Wow, that was a close call!”

    • I live in NYC and I am a guest in Lakewood. Since I am from NYC it is 100% legal to carry a gun even during my short stay in Lakewood.
      My NY friends told me that if I hurt anyone with my gun, I will have to appear at a NYC precinct fill out several forms, the Police officers may ask me some questions and then they will send me home.

  1. I would like to, however Governor Murphy made sure that it is illegal for us to protect ourselves and bring our guns to our synagogues.
    Vote Republican!

  2. I have a heter to drive my M1 tank to shul on shabbos as long as I put a Hatzolah badge on the side and I don’t turn off the ignition.

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