1. How about “life in a box”?

   Delivered to your front door with a full guidance on life from mussar to safety to faith and trust in Hashem alone etc… Hashem runs the world not Donald Trump Netanyahu or the stock market etc….

2. As long as we avoid people in a box!

   • Thanks for the humor!

3. LOVE THIS IDEA AND COULD YOU MAKE IF ITS POSSIBLE A LINK RIGHT OVER HERE SO THAT I AND EVERY ONE ELSE HAS A EASY TIME ORDERING

4. FYI Sakanah of Covid-19 for young heathy people is statistically equal to that of driving to work every day. What we need to survive as a functional society in next 6 month is naturally acquired herd immunity and the only way to get there is for healthy young people to get exposed to Covid-19 in a natural way. All these boxes are great for those with health concerns. Everyone else, we need you to get over Covid-19 ASAP! Social distancing can only do so much for so long, but it won’t get rid of Covid-19. It can only mitigate its consequences. Don’t wait for vaccine, it might not be available for another 18 months!

   • Be very very careful when you say this. Young people are fine only when exposed in low amounts. The higher the exposure the more toxic. With this virus in particular. And hopefully once you get it you are immune but we don’t know how long that immunity lasts. Hopefully a few months. This is not a simple situation.

5. to all who are behind these boxes THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU & TIZKE LIMITZVOS

6. What about a Shiduch in a box. Im still looking for 1. Text

7. Not sure who gets original credit for this, but it’s funny (with my own amendments):
   THE SUMMER ZMAN BOX: Shtender (tall or short), Chair (hard or soft-square back special request), Capitol Sefarim Gemara, Maxwell House Coffee syrup, Red straws, Cell phone locker (with broken charger), Small bulletin board with assorted signs, Coconut flavored Gefilte Fish and an assortment of slightly stale mezonos from various stores.
   Does NOT include: Rosh Chabura, Shiur klali (blue, green, and yellow signs will be included), parking spot, hand dryer/leaf blower, oitzar hachachma, pen and paper gemach, red emergency phone.

8. It would be great if these were available the whole year as groceries/ takeout are not affordable at this point. Is tuition next?

9. Cheesecake box?

10. Who has the contract for selling them the actual boxes?

11. Anyone able to get on to website http://www.lakewoodbox.com? It does not seem to work for me.

    • Pesachbox.com works and takes you to the correct page.

12. why not…if it will save lives.

    why don’t you people get it?

13. If typing directly in browser, go to http://www.pesachbox.com

14. I tried pesachbox.com and it worked @totty noone gets the joke cause everyone in Bmg doesn’t have internet.

    • Many have internet. Just no texting.

15. gormet glatt has a shabbos package all year

16. Whats up with the discrimination against us basement people. We don’t have porches to daven on and we don’t have 5 people to eat all the food. Can we get the shalom bayis box with food for 2?!?! I knew we are 2nd class citizens but come on..

17. Try doing pesachbox.com

18. To whistleblower u r uninformed… a relative of mine is a nurse in a hospital plenty of the covid19 patients on life support are in their 40s …some even younger #2 about 20 % of covid19 patients don’t build immunity this is difference between this and other virus meaning they can get it again and get it and the second time be deadly please get informed

19. It’s time for everyone to stop listening to those who keep putting lakewood in a box and to start thinking a bit out of the box

20. Pls be advised that an email was sent that the kilim from pesach box now need teivila

    • do mechiras keilim with mk.

21. cant link there
    out of order

22. For those with less time on their hands than me, here’s a comparison of the Greenwald and Glatt Gourmet $100 boxes

    Greenwald | Glatt gourmet
    2 lb Cole Slaw | Coleslaw 1LB
    4 Dips | Techina Dip & Tomato Dip
    10 Slice Gefillte Fish | 10 Slices Gefilta Fish 
    Horseradish | Horeseradish 1/2 LB
    Chicken Soup | Chicken Soup
    Lukshin | Lukshin 1LB
    5 Matzah Balls | Matzoh Balls 5
    5 Pcs baby chicken | Baby Chicken 5 Pieces 
    1 8” Potato Kugel | Potato Kugel 5 Pieces 
    String Beans | String Beans 1LB
    Eggs | Egg Salad 1LB
    Chopped liver | Chopped Liver 1LB
    Cholent | Chulent
    5 Slices Kishka | Kishka 5 Slices 
    1-8”Yerushalmi Kugel | Yerushalmi Kugel 5 Pieces 
    1 IB Health Salad | —
    2 lb Pickles | —
    1 lb Cucumber Salad | —
    4 pieces Schnitzel | —
    Cold Cuts – Pastrami, Turkey Breast | —

    And the $150 Greenwald box has these additions:
    8 Pieces Salmon
    2 Pieces Short Ribs
    1-6” Apple Kugel
    Cold Cuts – Roast Beef

23. I am not able to pay. My cc works with all other things and it cant go through on your site.

24. I am not able to pay. My cc works with all other things and it cant go through on your site. Can someone please give me a call. I would like to place an order for the challah box and the deadline is in a couple of hours. I have been trying for two days to place the order .

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