What Should the Lakewood Township Name the New Pedestrian Walkway Across the Lake?
The new walkway across Lake Carasaljo
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126 COMMENTS
“Not a bridge”
“A Bridge Too Far”
The Yeshivishe Mehalech or the Derech Hatoirah
Sell the right to name it… Proceeds will go towards new ambulance for Lakewood first aid
Lakewalk
definitely
Rays money trap
The Travis Bridge
For the right price…!!!
I’m torn between “Mayim Achronim” or “The Robert E. Lee Memorial Bridge”
how about “The Joe Biden Memorial – You Know, The Thing!” I know Joe’s still technically alive, but it’s debatable whether he actually has a pulse at this point.
may eiver layam
The freedom bridge- free from traffic
Flexy Boardwalk
Lakewalk
The Mike Delia Sr Walkway/Bridge. In honor of all the hard work he has put in to this town. He is an amazing person and deserves tremendous recognition.
Lakewood Brick (In Yiddish Brick means a bridge)
Adirei Path
Bringing the gap
Name it after the head building inspector Mike Saccomenno
Lakeview crossing
Lakewood lake passage
Tranquil waters path
Serenity bridge
Lakewood aqueduct
Blue horizon walkway
Lakeside promenade
Reflection pathway
Carasaljo crossing
Carasaljo-Narrows
Carasaljo Crossing
Travis
Waste of money Bridge
Lakewalk
Cross town
Lakeway 😀
Who really cares??!!
Freedom bridge
lets build bridges, not walls
The innerbridge crossing
River wood path or lake way wood path, or lake 9 pathway ,or the Family crossing bridge!!!
Senator avi schnall crossing
The Mayor Ray Coles Bridge
A complete waste of money
George Walkington Bridge
Tashlich Trail
Route 9 and a half
Cute!
carasalGo Crossing
Bridging the gap between the northies ansd southies
I think the should name it
“you might die on this unstable bridge”
Mayim Gnuvim Yimtaku
Duck Crossing
Derech Eretz
Lakewood Link
Learning Lane
Scholars stroll
Wisdom Way
Reflection Ridge
Torah Trek
Study Stretch
Tikkun Olam
Az Yashir
Darchei Noam
Shalom Bayis
Ray Way
i think the name should be sold to a corporate sponsor for the naming rights. Ex. Madison title bridge/water way or The scoop bridge
So…the “Separate Hours for Ladies and Men, Florida Vacation Bridge”.
Lake Loop Trail
Does it need a name? But I enjoyed the comments!
Carasaljo walkway. . The lake was always special place for us growing up in Lakewood. They use to have a lot of events happening there but no more. So sad.. The bridge is for everyone in Lakewood so please name it for everyone..
I like that name
Is this a joke?
Im torn between the “Mayim Achronim” or “The Robert E. Lee Memorial Bridge”
Lake Pathway
1) The North-South Water Trail
2) South Lake Water Trail
3) Noreen’s Walkway at Carasaljo (after Mayor Coles’ Mother)
4) 10/7 Tribute Crossing
1. Bridge To HUD
2. Rabbi Greenspans Crossing
3. Tzar Me’od
4. Smartphone Toss Passing
The Tightrope Walk
GESHER TZAR ME’OD WINS!!!
“Lakeway”
“Lakewood road dodger”
cars keep off
Lakewood used to have several horse farms and they all had warnings posted that it is dangerous to enter and may cause loss of life or limb this was probably required by law i just hope there will be a sign posted on this bridge that it is only for adults or children with a responsible adult even on the beaches there are signs about riptides and having kids on scooters ebikes or just running on this unsafe walkway should be illegal this is not a kid friendly bridge and should be used only with an understanding of the risks involved even in good weather
WOW that is important!!!
Fair point, but lack of punctuation really does make your comment difficult to read.
Choice1- The Avi Schnall crossing ,
Choice2- Litoeles Harabim danger zone
Choice 3 – WTF BRIDGE (walk through fast)
moderator….??
The “We Aren’t Fixing Real Problems, But Hey, We Put Up a Few Docks and Called it a Bridge” Bridge
Can’t beat this name for elegance
On the derech bridge
Lake Terrace
Chulent Stroll
Kiddush Artery
It’s connecting North and South lake drive. So – Lake Drive Bridge or Lake Drive Walk
Something like that.
Eyesore
“Not my taste” is the nicer version….Lashon Nekiah
“Gateway”. I understand that the bridge will be used to access duplex houseboats that will be moored on either side, because the lake has been quietly rezoned for residential development.
as a canoe house developer, I am deeply offended by this comment
Ploni Almoni Way
Rav Yehuda jacobs way
Yam Suf Bridge
The Reb Matisyahu Salomon walkway.
I am shocked that nobody mentioned this yet. Have we forgotten him already?
Somehow I’m just not convinced that naming a few flimsy floating milk cartons held together with zip ties or whatnot after him quite does justice…. Sure wouldn’t want something like that named after me…
Hilarious!!!
When will the “separate hours for crossing” discussion begin?
Walk only. Nothing with wheels allowed other then baby strollers.
Someone could sell a shirt that says “I walked all the way across the lake and all I got was this T shirt”
messilas yeshorim
Mayor Ray Coles bridge
Unity Bridge / Unity Way
The Yeshiva Runway
Shidduchim Way
Shidduchim Way
Scenery Killer Bridge
First we did away with the WOODs, now the LAKE is going too. Long live the developers!
AMANDA APPLE AVENUE
seriously???? just dont name it.
DockTor Shanick
only if it comes with a free COVID shot.
“The Moderator Pass”
The Lakewood International Snack Food Bag Disposal Platform and annual Tashlich Launchpad.
Bridge Over Troubled Waters
I think it should be called the Borsalino Bridge and we should ask them to sponsor the Bridge because Borsalino is going to have the last laugh. Every day another hat (or two) are going to fall in the lake.. thus every day a new hat (or two) will be purchased as a result….
Geshar Tzar Me’od
Lake Carasaljo was created with a dam across the Metedeconk River..just west of Rt.9…around 1750.The dam powered a sawmill. The Lake was named Carasaljo in 1865. Cara Sal Jo were the 3 daughters of the owner Joe Brick that drowned in the lake. In Lakewood the Halahic river designation is “on the River Metedeconk”.
…………..The Metedeconk Bridge”…………
So much unnecessary detail for an ok suggestion.
They did not drown.
“UCH’NVAY WAY”
or simply “UCHNWAY”
Next comes the ferry.
Of course a see-through tunnel would make a great Pesach Chal Hamoed Trip- though with all the bread crumbs from Tashlich you may be oiver Ba’al Yerueh!
If the developers keep the water in the lake – they can always create houseboats. Imagine all the Hilchos Shabbos Torah that can be invented!
Poor fish though! Farrtramatized Fish!
“UCH’NVAY WAY”
or simply “UCHNWAY”
Next comes the ferry.
Of course a see-through tunnel would make a great Pesach Chal Hamoed Trip- though with all the bread crumbs from Tashlich you may be oiver Ba’al Yerueh!
“Not a bridge”
“A Bridge Too Far”
The Yeshivishe Mehalech or the Derech Hatoirah
Sell the right to name it… Proceeds will go towards new ambulance for Lakewood first aid
Lakewalk
definitely
Rays money trap
The Travis Bridge
For the right price…!!!
I’m torn between “Mayim Achronim” or “The Robert E. Lee Memorial Bridge”
how about “The Joe Biden Memorial – You Know, The Thing!” I know Joe’s still technically alive, but it’s debatable whether he actually has a pulse at this point.
may eiver layam
The freedom bridge- free from traffic
Flexy Boardwalk
Lakewalk
The Mike Delia Sr Walkway/Bridge. In honor of all the hard work he has put in to this town. He is an amazing person and deserves tremendous recognition.
Lakewood Brick (In Yiddish Brick means a bridge)
Adirei Path
Bringing the gap
Name it after the head building inspector Mike Saccomenno
Lakeview crossing
Lakewood lake passage
Tranquil waters path
Serenity bridge
Lakewood aqueduct
Blue horizon walkway
Lakeside promenade
Reflection pathway
Carasaljo crossing
Carasaljo-Narrows
Carasaljo Crossing
Travis
Waste of money Bridge
Lakewalk
Cross town
Lakeway 😀
Who really cares??!!
Freedom bridge
lets build bridges, not walls
The innerbridge crossing
River wood path or lake way wood path, or lake 9 pathway ,or the Family crossing bridge!!!
Senator avi schnall crossing
The Mayor Ray Coles Bridge
A complete waste of money
George Walkington Bridge
Tashlich Trail
Route 9 and a half
Cute!
carasalGo Crossing
Bridging the gap between the northies ansd southies
I think the should name it
“you might die on this unstable bridge”
Mayim Gnuvim Yimtaku
Duck Crossing
Derech Eretz
Lakewood Link
Learning Lane
Scholars stroll
Wisdom Way
Reflection Ridge
Torah Trek
Study Stretch
Tikkun Olam
Az Yashir
Darchei Noam
Shalom Bayis
Ray Way
i think the name should be sold to a corporate sponsor for the naming rights. Ex. Madison title bridge/water way or The scoop bridge
So…the “Separate Hours for Ladies and Men, Florida Vacation Bridge”.
Lake Loop Trail
Does it need a name? But I enjoyed the comments!
Carasaljo walkway. . The lake was always special place for us growing up in Lakewood. They use to have a lot of events happening there but no more. So sad.. The bridge is for everyone in Lakewood so please name it for everyone..
I like that name
Is this a joke?
Im torn between the “Mayim Achronim” or “The Robert E. Lee Memorial Bridge”
Lake Pathway
1) The North-South Water Trail
2) South Lake Water Trail
3) Noreen’s Walkway at Carasaljo (after Mayor Coles’ Mother)
4) 10/7 Tribute Crossing
1. Bridge To HUD
2. Rabbi Greenspans Crossing
3. Tzar Me’od
4. Smartphone Toss Passing
The Tightrope Walk
GESHER TZAR ME’OD WINS!!!
“Lakeway”
“Lakewood road dodger”
cars keep off
Lakewood used to have several horse farms and they all had warnings posted that it is dangerous to enter and may cause loss of life or limb this was probably required by law i just hope there will be a sign posted on this bridge that it is only for adults or children with a responsible adult even on the beaches there are signs about riptides and having kids on scooters ebikes or just running on this unsafe walkway should be illegal this is not a kid friendly bridge and should be used only with an understanding of the risks involved even in good weather
WOW that is important!!!
Fair point, but lack of punctuation really does make your comment difficult to read.
Choice1- The Avi Schnall crossing ,
Choice2- Litoeles Harabim danger zone
Choice 3 – WTF BRIDGE (walk through fast)
moderator….??
The “We Aren’t Fixing Real Problems, But Hey, We Put Up a Few Docks and Called it a Bridge” Bridge
Can’t beat this name for elegance
On the derech bridge
Lake Terrace
Chulent Stroll
Kiddush Artery
It’s connecting North and South lake drive. So – Lake Drive Bridge or Lake Drive Walk
Something like that.
Eyesore
“Not my taste” is the nicer version….Lashon Nekiah
“Gateway”. I understand that the bridge will be used to access duplex houseboats that will be moored on either side, because the lake has been quietly rezoned for residential development.
as a canoe house developer, I am deeply offended by this comment
Ploni Almoni Way
Rav Yehuda jacobs way
Yam Suf Bridge
The Reb Matisyahu Salomon walkway.
I am shocked that nobody mentioned this yet. Have we forgotten him already?
Somehow I’m just not convinced that naming a few flimsy floating milk cartons held together with zip ties or whatnot after him quite does justice…. Sure wouldn’t want something like that named after me…
Hilarious!!!
When will the “separate hours for crossing” discussion begin?
Walk only. Nothing with wheels allowed other then baby strollers.
Someone could sell a shirt that says “I walked all the way across the lake and all I got was this T shirt”
messilas yeshorim
Mayor Ray Coles bridge
Unity Bridge / Unity Way
The Yeshiva Runway
Shidduchim Way
Shidduchim Way
Scenery Killer Bridge
First we did away with the WOODs, now the LAKE is going too. Long live the developers!
AMANDA APPLE AVENUE
seriously???? just dont name it.
DockTor Shanick
only if it comes with a free COVID shot.
“The Moderator Pass”
The Lakewood International Snack Food Bag Disposal Platform and annual Tashlich Launchpad.
Bridge Over Troubled Waters
I think it should be called the Borsalino Bridge and we should ask them to sponsor the Bridge because Borsalino is going to have the last laugh. Every day another hat (or two) are going to fall in the lake.. thus every day a new hat (or two) will be purchased as a result….
Geshar Tzar Me’od
Lake Carasaljo was created with a dam across the Metedeconk River..just west of Rt.9…around 1750.The dam powered a sawmill. The Lake was named Carasaljo in 1865. Cara Sal Jo were the 3 daughters of the owner Joe Brick that drowned in the lake. In Lakewood the Halahic river designation is “on the River Metedeconk”.
…………..The Metedeconk Bridge”…………
So much unnecessary detail for an ok suggestion.
They did not drown.
“UCH’NVAY WAY”
or simply “UCHNWAY”
Next comes the ferry.
Of course a see-through tunnel would make a great Pesach Chal Hamoed Trip- though with all the bread crumbs from Tashlich you may be oiver Ba’al Yerueh!
AND…. Don’t forget floating parking lots…. It’s coming….
If the developers keep the water in the lake – they can always create houseboats. Imagine all the Hilchos Shabbos Torah that can be invented!
Poor fish though! Farrtramatized Fish!
“UCH’NVAY WAY”
or simply “UCHNWAY”
Next comes the ferry.
Of course a see-through tunnel would make a great Pesach Chal Hamoed Trip- though with all the bread crumbs from Tashlich you may be oiver Ba’al Yerueh!
AND…. Don’t forget floating parking lots…. It’s coming….
If the developers keep the water in the lake – they can always create houseboats. Imagine all the Hilchos Shabbos Torah that can be invented!
Poor fish though! Farrtramatized Fish!
“Candy Land Bridge”
Because soon enough it will be covered in discarded candy wrappers.
Leftover Challah Bridge
How about naming the new span over the lake:
“Bridge over troubled waters”
in honor of Simon and Garfunkel?
Hey @ernie – Shimon suggested that one already!
Lakewood is one
The CaraNoGo Bridge!!
The Chuny Bridge
The katchka feed walk
The Carasaljo Walkway,
People will then call it
‘The Walkway’.
The better than Brooklyn bridge
Derech hatevah
Aver hayam
My way not the highway
Platform 9 and three quarters
Torah way
Sheep crossing
Darchei bina
Lech lecha
Lech lecha!
Boaty McBoatface
Bridge on the river Chai
Yeezy Pass
The Van WIC Expressway
Kryas yamsif in ear htorah