1. That bike looks an awfully lot like a scooter

2. Is This On Apple St ?

3. Buy yourself a UV ink pen and write your name and phone number somewhere on the frame of the bike, (or a code word in a few places – we use “kugel”) where it is not easily seen. You won’t be able to see it anyway without a cheap UV light pen which you should also get to make sure you are spelling everything correctly. The police have those readers so once you report the description they can check any matching item for the info or code.

4. Oh no.

   That looks like my Uncle Jimmy.

   (Sigh)

   He has a poppy seed addiction.

   Will attempt to locate his sorry self.

5. Please! I’m stuck on Rt. 70. I forgot to steal the charger. Hurry, my phone battery is dying also.

   • Uncle Jimmy!?! Is that you???

     C’mon Man! I told you to leave those scooters alone!

     They are for 15 year olds; NOT 51 year olds!

     Stay put. I am a comin’ to get you.

6. Ok im comeing where are u

   • Hey! How many RebRambos are there?

7. I brought your uncle Jimmy a real nice breakfast.
   After he finished eating, he went out of his tiny basement apartment and he can not find the scooter.

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