1. It’s a recumbent bicycle with a shell.

2. When informed that there was unidentified non-flying object driving around the streets of Lakewood, President Biden ordered Lakewood crossing guard officials to use their laser weapons to “take out the vehicle without delay!”
   “My current directive is, if you can’t identify it, shoot it,” the President said, “because it’s probably identifying you and every other person in this country and relaying the info to the bad guys.”
   However, as the crossing guards aimed their laser guns at the unidentified vehicle, a man jumped out of the vehicle and hollered: “Please don’t shoot my unidentified toy! I can still return it to the toy store for a full refund if it remains undamaged!”
   When asked where the toy store that sold this unidentified object was located, the unidentified masked man told police: “Right next door to the Wuhan Lab, in the People’s Republic of China, in a secret building occupied by hundreds of Chinese intelligence officials, and guarded by hundreds of Chinese soldiers.”

   • Could have been worse; could have been a balloon.

     • It CAME FROM the balloon.

3. Theres pedals inside

4. I don’t get your question. The BMG parking lot is full of them.

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