<b>Manchester Police Seeking Extraterrestrial Public’s Help In Identifying Four-legged Space Alien</b>
The Manchester Police Dept. is asking the Extraterrestrial public to help locate and identify a strange four-legged space alien that was spotted on Wednesday at a Manchester Township ‘Night Out Against Crime’ event.
“If anyone from Outer Space can help us locate and identify a strange four-legged, metallic space creature who was last seen Wednesday at a Manchester Township event, we’d greatly appreciate it,” the Manchester Police Dept. said in a statement addressed to the inhabitants of Outer Space.
“We are unable to determine whether this particular space alien is part of a criminal element from Outer Space that is seeking to wreak havoc upon the Earth,” the statement said, “or whether the creature has simply gotten lost, and is unable to find its way back home to the planets above.”
Manchester Police officials told reporters on Tuesday that they’ve received offers of assistance from the Jupiterian and Martian police departments to help locate and identify the strange four-legged, metallic space alien.
“We’ll certainly take all the help we can get from the Jupiterians and Martians” said Manchester Police Captain, Rick Stevens, “because let’s face it, they possess advanced technology that we on Earth do not possess that can help locate and identify space aliens in a split second.”
“I just hope this particular space creature is not looking to declare war upon us,” the Manchester police captain said, “because I can tell you one thing, battling four-legged, metallic creatures is not part of my resume, that’s for sure!”