A Lakewood resident tells TLS his surveillance video captured a man stealing packages from his doorstep.
The incident happened yesterday, shortly before Noon in the south end of Lakewood.
Anyone with information about the suspect is asked to call the Lakewood Police Department.
he might be him cause I am not him or it might not be me cause he’s not me, in which case he isnt him, nor am I, me.
But if he’s him cause him is he and I am me, cause me is I, than I surely am not him, nor is he me.
Hope this can help catch him/me.
Ask R’ Avremel Fried
The man later told police after they flagged him down: “Excuse me, but they told me there was some donated left-over mishlaoch monos that could be picked up from a doorstep around here. Did I have the right address? I didn’t? My bad. I’m sorry.”
“Excuse me, but can you help me find the right doorstep?” he asked the officers. “You can’t? Okay, but can you at least remove these handcuffs from my wrists? I’m late for work, and I didn’t eat breakfast yet.”
Because I didn’t do I was accused of
Hope he likes kosher food…
Probably won’t know what to do with the cholent beans, kishke or gefilte fish…
To steal groceries!! It’s almost the same price as diamonds these days…
Why the groceries 😩🤭
Maybe he wants to try different kind of food
This is me and this is completely false I had paid for those groceries and the got delivered to the wrong address two of them by the way
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