1. Trump Announces New Self-Service Checkouts For Illegal Aliens, Enabling Them To Check Out Of The Country Without Live Cashiers Or Human Ice Agents
   The Trump administration on Wednesday unveiled a new self-check out system for Illegal aliens that allows them to self-deport themselves out of the country without the assistance of live Cashiers or human ICE agents.
   “In recent years, retail shoppers have used self-checkout terminals to pay for their goods,” President Trump told reporters on Wednesday, “likewise, there’s no reason why illegals can’t do the same thing and use automated self-checkout terminals to self-deport themselves out of the country.”
   “Elon Musk told me that the US will save lots of money with this new self-checkout and self- deportation system,” the President added, “it’s clearly a win-win situation for everyone, including the illegals and DOGE.”
   “Illegals who agree to bypass the manned deportation terminals and use the new self-service deportation terminals will be offered the chance to try and reenter the US at a later date,” Mr. Trump added.
   “However,” he said that, “the self check-in services will not be offered to those who wish to reenter, or sneak back into this country. The self-service, unmanned option will only be available on the way out.”

2. Deported means sent back to your own country. Sending people to a labor camp in another country with no defense is actually human trafficking.

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