VIDEO: ‘Former President Donald Trump’ Visits Camp B’Lev Echad in Lakewood

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  1. Sources are now reporting that Special Counsel Jack Smith is preparing another indictment against Donald Trump for conspiring to defraud B’lev Echad campers by sending a fake Donald Trump to the camp in his place.
    “This might be the biggest indictment of them all,” said one inside source who spoke to reporters on condition of anonymity. “I mean, election fraud is one thing, but identity fraud could send the former President and his hired impersonator to prison for life!”
    When asked whether Mr. Trump and his hired impersonator could also be charged with revealing classified information pertaining to the camp’s highly secretive colorwar schedule, the aforementioned inside source said: “You better believe it! Anytime a former President and his hired impersonator reveal the exact time and date when a particular camp is about to declare war – be it colorwar or any kind of war – you can be certain that the two of them are in deep, deep trouble.”
    Camp officials also revealed to reporters on Wednesday that Special Counsel Smith obtained a search warrant to scour the personal belongings of both the campers and the staff to determine who might have colluded with Mr. Trump and his impersonator by disclosing the camp’s highly sensitive colorwar info to them.
    One camper told reporters on Wednesday that FBI officials arrived at the camp later in the day, raided his bunk, searched through his sock drawer, and seized several pair of torn socks, a stale bag of popcorn and a Paskesz chocolate ‘Smirk’ bar covered with mice droppings.
    However, a camp staffer later told reporters that “there’s no need to worry about the camper’s seized goods.”
    “A benevolent benefactor FedExed a couple of dozen fresh pairs of socks to the sockless camper,” the staffer said. “And he also promised to send him an entire truckload of top-of-the-line nosh!”
    “We’ll all be just fine, despite the classified colorwar debacle, ” the staffer calmly reassured reporters. “The start time of colorwar might have been exposed by Trump and his impersonator, but the two of them never found out what the camp is serving for supper tonight! Oh, man, you won’t believe what we’re having for supper tonight! And I can promise you that tonight’s classified supper menu will remain a highly guarded secret until the very moment the dining room doors open up for supper, not a second sooner. You have my word. Scout’s honor!”

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