1. Dr Robert’s is an amazing person. Always giving, purim, pesach sukkos……and I’m sure there’s much more we don’t know about.

2. what is the address

3. Dr. Roberts,
   I have some important questions to ask you:
   1) If I want my envelope to be filled with delicious nosh treats instead of checks, cash or vouchers, can I make that request of you?
   2) If the answer to question number 1 is ‘yes’, can I specify which kinds of nosh treats I would like to receive from you? Bear in mind, I’m collecting nosh for a large group of bachurim who have different nosh preferences – hence, in all likelihood, I’ll be soliciting hundreds of different kinds of nosh from you, is that okay with you?
   3) Also, there is one bachur in my group who refuses to nosh on anything other than organic seaweed, can you accomadate his health-conscious needs, and provide him with organic, non-bug-infested seaweed?
   4) As far as the invisible ink is concerned, last year, after I was stamped on the hand with the invisible ink, for some reason or another, I became completely invisble from head to toe, which impeded my ability to solicit nosh charities, because the nosh nadvanim were unable to see me. They were able to hear me, but they couldn’t see me, which freaked them out, and which led them to believe that they had a little bit too much to drink, which was not the case at all. Bottom line: I returned home purim night empty handed, because my stamped hands and just about every other part of my body were invisible to the nosh nadvanim. [Dr. Roberts, you really need to double-check your invisible ink formulations, because, trust me, I can tell you from first-hand (no pun intended) experience that excessive amounts of invisible ink applied to the skin can be a lot worse that overdosing on alcohoholic beverages.] Dr. Roberts, is there any way you can make an exception for me, and allow me to bypass the invisible ink process?
   Thank you,
   Much appreciated,
   Sincerely yours,
   The Invisible Man of Purim 2003

   • Dear Invisible Man of Purim 2003,

     The bachur in your group who refuses to nosh on anything aside for organic seaweed is in good company this year. Don’t tell anyone, but the only thing I plan on putting into envelopes this year is candied seaweed (seaweed gummies, seaweed taffy, seaweed rock candy, seaweed chocolate truffles, and of course seaweed lollipops).

     As far as the invisible ink is concerned… you were that strange voice I kept hearing in my ear last Purim?

     • Yes, I was THAT strange voice you were hearing. I’m sorry, it wasn’t my fault.

4. Wear a saquan barkley jersey this year, that should cause some entertaining reactions that I’d love to see.

5. As a percentage of my net value, I’ll be giving out more than Dr Robert’s, yet I’m not zoiche to get an article on TLS.

   • I collect on behalf of Rachaim Nah for Struggling Talmidei Chachamim here locally & abroad in EY how would I be able to reachout to you?

6. Nice Fishtank

   Happy Purim

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