VIDEOS: At the Mir dinner going on now in Bell Works

This content, and any other content on TLS, may not be republished or reproduced without prior permission from TLS. Copying or reproducing our content is both against the law and against Halacha. To inquire about using our content, including videos or photos, email us at [email protected].

Stay up to date with our news alerts by following us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

**Click here to join over 20,000 receiving our Whatsapp Status updates!**

**Click here to join the official TLS WhatsApp Community!**

Got a news tip? Email us at [email protected], Text 415-857-2667, or WhatsApp 609-661-8668.


  1. Whoever is catering that meal definitely made out okay. But I wonder how many cooks they used to cook all of that.
    Caterer Manager: “Cook number 45, is the soup ready?”
    Cook Number 45: “Yes, sir! All ready to go!
    Caterer Manager: “Cook number 39, is the Duck ready to go?”
    Cook Number 39: “Check! All ready to go! Quack, quack!
    Caterer Manager: “Who’s in charge of the Chocolate Mousse?”
    Cook Number 0: “That would be me, sir!”
    Caterer Manager: “Why are you called Cook Number 0?”
    Cook Number 0: “Because I’ve never cooked before? They didn’t have enough cooks, so they pulled me inside here to cook.
    Caterer Manager: “You’re fired, effective immediately! Cook Number 24, you’re in charge of the chocolate Mousse!”
    Cook Number 24: “But I’m doing the salmon already!
    Caterer Manager: “And I’m doing my nails! So what! Who cares! Do the Mousse!
    Cook Number 24: “Yes, sir!
    Caterer Manager: “Waiters 1,2, 3, 4, 5,6, 7, 8……9……103, start bringing out the food! And don’t crash into each other!”
    Waiters In Action: Clang, Crash %^$##%*&!, Screech!
    Cook Manager: “The food is all over the floors! That’s it, I quit!”
    Mir Alumnist: “This food tastes like floor cleaner, but it’s not bad, I think I’ll have a second helping……

  2. Counting someone else’s money, someone else’s food, someone else’s tables……

    Afterwards, inventing new words – Alumnist, top table….

    Whence come the habit and the education?

Comments are closed.