1. Don’t serve with meat boards because it’s very cheesy.

   • It’s done very well.
     You just don’t like other Jews having success.
     Take a look in the mirror.

   • Israeli saying: When it comes to taste there is no argument.
     Me: Didn’t particularly like it. Not an ad I would choose for my business.
     You: You don’t like other Jews having success.
     Me: Not at all. I want people (& especially jewish businesses) to do well. I just didn’t care for this ad.
     A good lesson in life: Not everything is a personal attack on you, your friends or your community. Some people like sweet Cholent & some people like spicy Cholent & that’s OK.

2. GONE WAY TOO FAR!

3. Someone has been watching too many movies.

   • Had a writer.
     It’s fine for publicity. It’s cute and he makes some money. Bh.

4. Stupid, if you ask me.

5. Really not sure what the issue is here. This was an awesome marketing idea (people ARE talking about it, right?), and they used nothing but purim cotumes, a car, a house, and their crew!
   Well done!

6. Botched Raid of Catering Crew and Catered Affair is Under Investigation
   A Lakewood Police Dept. swat team and a Lakewood detective could be facing disciplinary action after the team recently raided a Lakewood home and pointed their firearms at a catering crew, thinking the crew was part of an international crime ring delivering illegal goods to the home.
   “The matter is under investigation,” said Steven Finegrub, who heads the DFPA, the federal government’s Delicious Food Protection Agency.
   “Clearly this was a raid gone awry,” the DFPA chief told reporters on Sunday. “Mouth-watering delicacies have always been a source of joy to food connoisseurs and to consumers of finely-catered food. But sadly, in his zeal to snag himself a medal of honor, the detective jumped the gun on this one, and turned a beautifully catered affair into a horrifying experience for the Next Level catering crew and for the party attendees.
   “Oy!” said Chaim Essenstein, a Next Level Employee, “I had been carrying a beautiful platter of finely cut meats, when suddenly I saw a huge firearm pointed directly at the tip of my nose. A feeling of absolute fear and trepidation gripped me, and I dropped the entire platter of food on the floor. The sight of all that delicious food going to waste sent a deep shiver down my spine! It was a horrific feeling that I don’t wish on anyone! Oy!”
   However, the Lakewood detective, who conducted the raid, told investigators from the Delicious Food Protection Agency that he was clueless as to what was being delivered to the home, despite his previous employment as the main chef in a 5-star hotel, where he acquired absolute mastery in the field of culinary delights.
   “With all that experience,” the detective asserted, “I was still unable to discern the true nature of those boxes of incredibly delicious food!”
   “Trust me, I love yummy food and tasty meat dishes as much as any food connoisseur out there,” he said. “The raid was an honest mistake, and it won’t happen again! I can promise you that much!”
   However, Mr. Finegrub of the DFPA told reporters on Sunday, that the agency will release its findings at the end of the week.
   “I have my doubts about the detective’s claims,” Mr. Finegrub said. “But we’ll be closely examining the caterer’s boxes and packaging, and then we’ll make the determination as to whether the Detective made an honest mistake or not.”
   Meanwhile, the LPD sent a truckload of top-of-the-line delicacies to the raided home on Sunday.
   “We clearly ruined the party,” a LPD spokesman told reporters, “the least we can do to alleviate the excruciating pain of the party hosts and the attendees is to send them a truckload of the finest delicacies that life has to offer.”

7. Such a sakana for all the frum kids
   How coukd you post this
   Especially in such an eis Tzara
   Remove immediately

8. Great ad once again.

   Moderator – please take this post down.
   It’s straight motzei Shem ra.

   Schmidt – if you’re seeing this, I thought you like Yanky. What is this?

9. Goyish and stupid!

   • Yes, I agree. And besides, it’s stilly, the drugs and cash are obviously in the boxes (or their pockets!). There are better ways to do it.

10. The point is next level keeps getting good advertisement well done. 😜

11. If I was a police officer I would be highly offended that you created humorous ad While I risk my life and everything I own in possible dangerous situations like this in real life! No not funny at all! I guess it’s easy to say Thank you for your service and not mean a word of it!

12. Just plain stupid

13. Cheap & “yeshivish”
    What’s the point of coping others.

    • Who did they copy

14. The real crime is the destruction of the Ir HaTorah that Lakewood once was. Now Lakewood has become the town where anything goes in the name of more and more over the top Gashmiyus.

    איכה היתה לזונה קריה נאמנה…

15. This ad Rocks! Yanky you rock!!

    • Yes, you are probably right: It rocks – and the gedolim are against rock music!!!
      Even President Eisenhower said in his state of the union address ‘where is the dignity of the American nation that they have brought the sounds of the jungle?’

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