Tonight: LPD starts its Drive Sober Get Pulled Over Campaign

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3 COMMENTS

  1. Doesn’t make sense. Should be “Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over”

    And what about poor Mr. and Mrs. Sober’s family. You can’t take them anywhere without getting pulled over?

  2. When asked how he feels about the ‘Drive Sober, Get Pulled Over campaign’, one Lakewood alcoholic told reporters, “First let me pull over to the side, then I’ll answer your question, unless you’d prefer that I get into an accident.”
    “And one more thing,” he added. “Never ever ask a driver a survey question while he’s in the middle of driving, especially an alcoholic like me. Okay? Hic, hic, burp…..”
    The aforementioned alcoholic then crashed into six light poles and 5 trees before he finished giving his response to the the survey question.
    “Now, where was I?” he asked, shortly after his car came to an abrupt stop as it slammed into tree number 5.
    “Oh, I remember now…..,” he said. “So let me repeat, never ever ask me these stupid survey questions again while I’m driving, because if you DO, there is a remote possibility – however unlikely it might be – that I’ll crash into a tree or a light poll.”
    “Understand what I’m saying?” he said, and added that, “hic, burp, hic, greps, hic…..”

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