It’s that time of year again! The famous edible ‘frog cupcakes’ are jumping out of the ovens at Gelbstein’s Bakery!
The limited supply of cupcake frogs are available beginning Wednesday morning, until Erev Shabbos at Gelbstein’s Bakery, 415 Clifton Avenue.
Store hours are:
Wednesday: 6:30 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
Thursday 6:30 a.m. – 8:30 p.m.
Friday 6:30 a.m. – 3:00 p.m.
While supplies last.
I assume frogs are not kosher, and I assume that humans dressed as frogs are also not kosher. This is outrageous, it’s also cannibalism, and we must do everything we cam to prevent this blatant consumption of frogs, whether they be the reptile kind of frog, or the cloaked human frog.
I implore all conscientious citizens, animal lovers, and lovers of the human race to please pass this message along to your friends.
If your twitter account has been banned, please use other methods of communication to convey this important and timely message.
Sincerely yours
Mr. Ribbit Green
Vice President of “The National Shelter for Endangered Frogs and Humans”