1. When asked whether he enjoyed playing basketball with the police officer, the boy said: “Are you kidding me?! He’s the first fellow I’ve ever played with who wrote me out 3 different tickets! One for fouling him, one for traveling and one for unsportsmanslike conduct! Ridiculous! When I told him I’m gonna fight the tickets in court, he told me: ‘You’re standing on a basketball court right now, tough guy; come on, let’s see you fight the tickets!”
   “‘But this isn’t a basketball court’, I told him, ‘it’s a driveway!’. But he just ignored my response and walked off in search of another driveway and another sap he could write tickets to.”
   “Talk about unsportsmanlike conduct!” the boy said.. “This policeman should have been ejected from the game. In fact, they should suspend him from playing indefinitely!”
   “One thing I can tell you,” said the boy, ‘if I ever find out he’s been inducted to the Basketball Hall of Fame, I’ll never play the game again’!”

2. Aw this is adorable. Love when cops do this!

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