Now That’s Funny: Kid Brings Beer To School In Water Bottle

DSC01107.pdfWho packed your lunch today? That’s what officials at the Spruce Street school are trying to figure out after a teacher found beer in a child’s water bottle today. Police were called as alcohol beverages are apparently not permitted on school property. Upon arrival of police however, the school’s superintendent and principal said they would handle the situation. TLS-CCC.

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Long Time LKWDer
16 years ago

Was he DWDB (driving while drinking bottle)

LOL
16 years ago

LOL, it looks like someone was trying to play a purim joke a little too early in the year XD

Anonymous
16 years ago

Isn’t it a little Early… in the day to be drinking?

Old Timer
16 years ago

Like father, like son.

SHELDON GILECHTER!!!
16 years ago

Sounds like there will be a contest for the best line…to desribe that picture!!!the winner will get a gift card to a store on Clif…

Anonymous
16 years ago

What is wrong with people? Does everything require calling the cops nowadays? it’s a beer for crying out loud!

What, they needed someone knowledgeable in alcholic beverages to taste it? Take a chill people

Anonymous
16 years ago

Of course the police should be called..not to mention DYFS. It’s called neglect and it needs to be taken seriously.

smart2
16 years ago

Poor kid can’t even enjoy a beer with his lunch these days without getting harassed by someone

The Rat
16 years ago

I am amazed that 7 of the 8 comments that I’ve read about this incident think that this is either funny or shouldn’t be dealt with as a serious issue.

Children drinking is no joke. A kid who smuggles alcohol into school likely has a real problem. A parent who allows it most assuredly does.

Taking a sip of daddy’s beer at home, or mommy’s wine is one thing, but this is the kind of situation that does not need one liners and a cavalier attitude.

agree with #9
16 years ago

I guess since it’s not an everyday story so people trying to laugh it off . The student must be a trouble maker cuz why would the teacher question the contents of the bottle ?

Anonymous
16 years ago

oh my goodness!

resident
16 years ago

I can’t believe that some people find this story funny. We are talking about children no older than 12 bringing beer to school. What is happening to this country!!