A man was arrested early this morning after allegedly breaking into a Yeshiva dormitory in Lakewood, TLS has learned.
Bochurim woke up shortly before 3:00 AM to the sounds of the suspect stealing money and other items, and phoned police.
Police arrived moments later and located the suspect in the area and took him into custody without incident.
maybe he was just “collecting” and didn’t want to disturb anyone’s sleep?
Police didn’t show up moments later. They showed up 15 minutes later.
the cops were up at that time and overpowered him
Shortly after his arrest, the thief asked one of the arresting officers where they were taking him to.
“We’re taking you into custody,” the officer told him.
“Wait!” the thief screamed out in in utter fear and shock, “you’re not taking me to the Freezer, are you?!! NO! PLEASE! Say it ain’t so! Take me anywhere you want to. I’ll go into solitary confinement, if you wish, but not the Freezer!! Please!”
“Relax,” the officer told him, “we’re not taking you to the Freezer, your going to jail.”
“Whew, thanks a million!” the thief replied, as he breathed a huge sigh of relief. “That’s the best piece of news I’ve heard in a long time!”
The thankful thief then looked up into the heavens, and said, “Thank you, Lord! You saved Avraham Avinu from the fiery and blazing hot Kivshan HaEish, and now you saved me from the dangerously frigid, ice-cold Freezer! Thanks!”
Another sticky fingers strikes again
Foiled – by Agent Emes!
that dude is not a suspect,he is definatly the guy that did it we saw him do it and he said he did it to the cops the man is a crook and should sit in prison
Someone’s gotta speak to your Rosh Yeshivah about his bochurim having internet access! Just kidding, I’m glad nobody was hurt in this incident.
As a “Non Violent” offender, was he released a few minutes later ?
Actually I think he was released about 25 minutes later.
He requested some cake and chocolate milk, so the preparation and this guy consuming the stuff took about 25 minutes.
If you recall when President Joe Biden became president on Jan. 20, 2021, he signed about 40 or 50 emergency executive orders. All criminals must be fed cake and chocolate milk and if you are not happy about that, you are welcome to move to Mars.