Authorities are seeking the public’s assistance in locating the pictured subject wanted for Aggravated Sexual Assault.
The subject stands at 5-08, weighing approximately 160 pounds, with scarring over his right eye.
He was observed in Lakewood as recent as last week.
If seen, please contact the Freehold Borough Police Department at (732)462-1233 or Detective Sam Hernandez at email: [email protected]
Looks like the scarring is over the left eye.
When reporters pointed out that the fellow in the photo above has a scar over his left eye, not his right eye, a Freehold Police captain told them: “Are you sure about that?! Uh, oh! OMG!! Then WHOSE photo did we post online!?”
“Knucklehead, that’s a photo of ME!” Officer Jones exclaimed. “It’s my passport photo! Who posted my photo online?!”
“I did,” the police captain replied. “A fellow, standing 5 feet 8 inches tall, and weighing 160, approached me in the street, handed me the photo and told me, ‘THIS is the guy you’re looking for’.”
“You idiot!” Officer Jones hollered out loud. “The fellow who handed you that photo is the suspect! I’ve been looking for my passport photo all day long!”
“Hmm”, the police captain replied, “I suspect I nailed the wrong suspect. Sorry about that, Officer Jones. Can I make it up to you? Let me buy you some lunch.”
“Wait a minute!” the police captain yelled out loud. “What happened to my wallet?!”
“Oy, vey iz mir!” the police captain screamed at the top of his lungs. “After the fellow handed me your photo, he picked my pocket!”
Please avoid your not so funny humor or whatever you call it on such subjects
And Im surprised these still get posted
Don, you wouldn’t, by any chance, happen to be 5 feet 8 inches tall, and weigh 160 pounds?
Detectice Hernandez, I think we got the guy you’re looking for.
Never stop posting. Have a wonderful Shabbat.
Did they get this guy?