1. its 5:01 and still thundering!

2. its 5:08 and its still thundering

3. geshmak im going swimming

4. 5:18 and still thurndering

5. Why are children out playing? Where are the parents? Get your kids indoors! Please. There is a tornado warning for this area!

6. It’s 6:48 and it stopped thundering.
   Wait – It’s 6:49 (wow! time flies!) and still not thundering.
   It’s 6:50 – do you know where your children are…?

7. Why are children still out in this weather? THey have been out all through the storm. As long as you can hear thunder, you can be hit by lightening. Get your children indoors people!@

8. Rain doesn’t cause accidents poor driving does!

9. If people would slow down and not act like they’re the only ones on the road, then maybe just maybe they’re wouldn’t have been any accidents

10. Gevaldig its mamash oisa masa berishis no washing macine could pour so much wate r. Hashem wants to remind us every once in a while. Hey there is a masa elyon that’s my take on this. Gevaldiga storm

11. You know my fellow Moshe ben Sarah Sosha? I was trachting the zelbe zach. The shamayim was mamah geesing like the Mabul and I was margish the zelbe morah that the dor of Noach was going a-dorch! I was also trachtin what was running through the minds of the Mitzrim when the Yom Suf was mamash about to swallow them in gantzen! Mamash a shrek! Uber I am happy that no grois tzarah came from this. But if I would guess, the reason we experienced this mini-mabul was because of – but not limited to – onaas devorim, loshon hora, driving wildly, tznius, eevus hadin, driving while talking on a cell-phone, nekama, davening shacharis at 11:00, cutting people off and not performing the mitzvah of shiluach hakan properly.
    But it is gemuldt that I am mistama wrong.

12. RAMBO…GEVALDIK!!

13. BTW, THERE WAS A YOUNG COUPLE WHOSE CAR WAS HIT AND PROB TOTALLED IN THE HEIGHT OF THE STORM AT PARK AND COUNTY LINE. THE PICKUP TRUCK KEPT GOING WITHOUT EVEN STOPPING! IF ANYONE WITNESSED THIS AND/OR GRABBED THE GOY’S PLATE # WOULD U PLEASE RESPOND?

14. It’s not the rains fault it’s was the tire’s fault.

15. it`s a beautifil morning, i think i`ll go outside for a while and just smile.

16. Reb rambo. You are wrong in trachtun that its because of thee alee zachen that you said. You have to malmed zechus zein on my gevaldiga geveldiga brother jews. There is a a lot of yidishkeit in lakewood and people always think of how to shteig more in avdus so let’s think positive the rain was a reminder that hashem loves us

17. why does it have to be a goy? why even use that word?

18. He must have intended to type “guy” and did a typo.

19. yeah 2 keys away

20. To “Local Piney”:

    The Hebrews read from right to left. The letter one encounters first is the “O” instead of the “U”. In his haste to enlist our help to locate the perpetrator this is most likely what happened.
    Another theory I am working on is that the typist is a lefty and not used to typing with his right hand.

    (Although not for this forum I want you to understand a misconception: The word in question is truly not meant to be derogatory. In fact, the translation simply means, ‘Nation’. When the Hebrews refer to a member of a different religion that is the word used. no harm, no foul, we were all created in the Image of G-D.)

21. Mi k’Amcho Yisroel!
    Such m’lamday Z”chus!
    Thank you guys for trying to stretch the limits of logic…but he WAS a goy.
    By the simple fact that he was not a member of our Goy Kadosh (# 17, I suppose I should refrain from using that term as well?!!?) and the K’dusha is removed..BLEIBT ER A GOY!

    R’ Rambo was correct. It is far from a derogatory term. It’s just a plain adjective.

    Now calm down,# 17, and get a life, do s/t good with youy time so that one might actually look at you and see, “KI SHEM HASHEM NIKRA ALECHOH”!

22. goy guy!

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