Freezer Truck Available in Jackson for Those Who Lost Power

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  1. “Really?! A freezer truck is available in Jackson for those who lost power?!” a stunned and appalled bachur, who is currently a member of the BMG Freezer community, asked reporters on Sunday.
    “So not only are they depriving the ‘Freezer bachurim’ of finding their besherts on time, they’ve also decided to take away the only thing they’ve got left – the freezer itself – and make it available for the entire city?! Wow! This is insanely cruel!”
    The incensed bachur continued on with his tirade.
    “Ha, and they’re making the freezer available for ‘those who lost power’?! Really?” the bachur asked increduously. “I’m sorry, but the only ones who’ve lost their power are people like me, a member of the BMG Freezer community, who lost the power to control his own shiduch-seeking destiny the moment he walked inside the doors of BMG!”
    “I can’t believe it!” he said. “This latest freezer news really stings! It’s cruel and it’s cold! It will take an awfully long time time till I thaw out from this one! That’s for sure!”

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