In honor of Zos Chanukah Chanukah, TLS will be giving away a free ArtScroll Best of Kosher cookbook (hot seller) each day to random fans on TLS Groups!
In honor of the last day of Chanukah, this coming Monday, TLS will be giving away five $100 ArtScroll Gift Cards to random followers as well!
No purchase necessary!
Be sure you’re on TLS Groups, and we might just pick your number!
(Winner can be from around the globe, but item ships only to US addresses)
Upon learning of the free cookcook offer, one Lakewood resident complained: “Yeah, but these cookbooks always list dozens of ingredients and spices that I never seem to have!”
“How much will all those ingredients cost me?!” he asked. “And where will I find all those exotic spices?”
“I’m just sticking with my standard latke dish,” he said. “A few potatoes, a couple of eggs, some oil and and a dash of salt, and I’m done.”
“And then I can spin the free dreidel that came together with my package of pre-filled Menorah oil cups,” he said. “I’m not looking to save money on dreidels, but if it’s just sitting there for the taking, I’m gonna use it! Period!”
“I couldn’t believe it when I saw the dreidel just sitting there inconspicuosly inside the oil package!” he said. “Must be a neis – because I’m quite certain Santa Claus doesn’t deliver dreidels.”
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What about the Ones that dont have Whatsapp and Uses SMS will we be part of this as well?
TLS still sends out texts? I would love to be a part of that as I don’t have whatsapp.
TLS, you should try to reach out as well to the portion of the readers that don’t have whatsapp.
I signed up for text alerts but have not gotten any in a long time. I don’t have whats app. Can I join this raffle?
I’m so lucky ..I have no what’s app either .but I’m a morah so I got one from my student!!
So when this student greets you in the morning with a, “Hi, Morah, what’s cooking?”, you’ll know she’s not using slang language, she really wants to know what’s cooking!
I teach boys…44 fifth grade ones! And guess what? They’re chopped liver if they misbehave
My 5th grade rebbe was also very good at controlling the class. We were DEAD MEAT if WE misbehaved! Many of us were spoiled kids too. Try to imagine what dead, spoiled meat looks like.
Eventually we all went to Lakewood, and they put us in the freezer to try to keep us fresh. But it was way too late for that; we were already spoiled to the core.