1. The drivers.

2. lol the guy thought he was at a stop sign

3. what is wrong with the guy!!!!

4. Hoping to Solve Lakewood’s ‘Traffic Congestion Crisis’, Trump Taps NASCAR Champion Joey Logano As Lakewood ‘Traffic Czar’
   In an effort to solve Lakewood Township’s “never-ending traffic congestion crisis”, President-elect Donald Trump on Thursday tapped NASCAR racing champion, Joey Logano to be Lakewood’s “Traffic Czar”.
   “Joey knows a thing or two about swerving in and out of traffic at extremely high speeds,” Mr. Trump told reporters on Thursday, “and I can say with absolute confidence, that no one knows better than Joey how to overcome traffic congestions and how to speed up slow traffic.”
   “Under’s Mr. Logano’s skilled tutelage,” Mr. Trump went on to say, “Lakewood motorists will learn how to zig-zag through the heaviest of traffic congestions and get from point A to point B in a matter of seconds, without bumping into any other vehcles on the road.”
   When asked about the President-elect’s latest appointment, Lakewood Mayor, Ray Coles, told reporters on Thursday: “I’m willing to work with any and all individuals – including Mr. Trump and the NASCAR racing champion, Joey Logano – to solve Lakewood’s ‘Traffic Congestion Crisis’.”
   “In fact, I’m placing a call today to Public Works and to Ocean County’s Engineering Dept.,” the Mayor went on to say, “to see whether it is possible to construct NASCAR-style roads in Lakewood that would enable motorists – under the skillful guidance of Mr. Logano – to get from point A to point B in a matter of seconds without the need for pit stops and without the need for motorists to change their tires while they’re weaving their way through traffic at the highest speeds ever known to mankind.”

   • ZZZZZZZZ
     Please stop posting

     • Please don’t! I love your comments

     • Yes, please stopping posting anything with humor in it. The world is a much too serious place to have someone posting things that are actually funny. There is simply no place for jokes (or even something resembling a joke) in today’s world. If you have something dry, humorless, or depressing to share, by all means do so. Otherwise, please keep it to yourself.

5. NJ Transit bus was going a little bit too fast for me.

6. Imagine and alternate universe, a universe where Bnei Torah were extremely makpid to follow traffic laws to the letter, and locals complained about their coming to a complete stop at every stop sign, slowing down and trying to stop for a yellow light, never going over the speed limit, never parking on the lawn of the neighbor of a shul, and not, like this guy, inching his way through an intersection on a red light.

   • Why do you automatically assume that it was a ‘ben torah’??
     Actually, the car does not look like one that would be driven by a typical ben torah.
     But the haters will always hate..
     Shame on you..

   • Why are you assuming he was a ben torah?

7. He didn’t want his pizza to get cold.

8. yup stop signs and red lights in Lakewood seem to be mere suggestions !

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